This looks terrible and hilarious at the same time. I demand we play it while wearing tight leather and feathered hair.
Originally shared by Rafael “Francisco” Chandler
Take 1 hour of heavy metal music
Add 5 ounces of mid-1980s Satanic Panic
Toss in 13 grams of modern-day action
Stir in 666 miles of dungeon-crawl insanity
Stick a guitar-axe in there
Pour a sixer of cold beer on it
Serve inside a snare drum
And you get Lacerations of the Slain Priestess
Melting faces very soon!
(Artwork by the über-metallic Claudia Cangini)
Thematically intriguing…the artwork seems to be a bit of a missed opportunity. When I think of heavy metal and satanic panic, I think of the great old Iron Maiden album covers and Boris Vallejo art.
Thematically intriguing…the artwork seems to be a bit of a missed opportunity. When I think of heavy metal and satanic panic, I think of the great old Iron Maiden album covers and Boris Vallejo art.
They at least got the giant dangly earrings down
They at least got the giant dangly earrings down