Category: The Gauntlet: Hail Satan

I go through a lot of casual gaming apps but this is the most amazing thing I have seen so far. EZPZ RPG delivers on everything it promises. Effortless RPG. You install this game, chose a character then turn it off. Your character is fighting monsters. You don’t have to look at the game again, your done. There are stats and loot and levels and monsters and bosses but its all handled for you in real time, even when your unconscious. If you want to monitor it you can but you are essential just watching a chat room with a noisy chat bot.

You are already giving the required effort and time (zero). So why not install it and be rewarded for your non-effort? Of course your character will never be as great as mine because I started earlier and both of them will grow at the same rate.

Actually I uninstalled the game about 2 hours later but I like to think that my guy is at least level 20 by now. To be fair you can make some loot decisions and you have to sign in at least once every 2 days, but as a fun time-waster this app fails completely to actually waist time, or be fun. Why would anyone play this let alone pay fore it?  Am I wrong?  is this the future of RPGs?