I’m back with yet another crowd sourcing request. This should be a fun one:

I’m back with yet another crowd sourcing request. This should be a fun one:

I’m back with yet another crowd sourcing request. This should be a fun one:

Serious or zany or off the wall Non-Player-Wrestlers for a World Wide Wrestling campaign I’m working up. Suggestions can be as long or as short as you want. For example:

Burke “The Sheriff” Hoffa – Black Duster, Black Cowboy Hat – Voice: Val Kilmer from Tombstone

Sunshine the Clown – Creepy Clown – Voice: Bad Mark Hamill Joker Impression

16 thoughts on “I’m back with yet another crowd sourcing request. This should be a fun one:”

  1. Kr√≥liczku (“Bunny”), the Polish Thumper. Wears bunny ears, but she’s pretty much as badass as anyone out there. Voiced by Kate Jackson trying to imitate The Heavy from Team Fortress 2.

  2. Kr√≥liczku (“Bunny”), the Polish Thumper. Wears bunny ears, but she’s pretty much as badass as anyone out there. Voiced by Kate Jackson trying to imitate The Heavy from Team Fortress 2.

  3. I’ll start off with a couple:

    This one I’m stealing from a player of mine.

    Jim Queen- Super fit Provocateur type. He’s led in by his cute girl and boy valets on a plinth. Big finish move is his feathered fan, which he flips open and sprays glitter in the opponents face.

    This is one of my own.

    Vesuvius- a giant type. He says nothing but “BOOM!!” At one point a player chased him into the bathroom to ask him to tag with him…then had to run out due to his ‘eruptions’.

  4. I’ll start off with a couple:

    This one I’m stealing from a player of mine.

    Jim Queen- Super fit Provocateur type. He’s led in by his cute girl and boy valets on a plinth. Big finish move is his feathered fan, which he flips open and sprays glitter in the opponents face.

    This is one of my own.

    Vesuvius- a giant type. He says nothing but “BOOM!!” At one point a player chased him into the bathroom to ask him to tag with him…then had to run out due to his ‘eruptions’.

  5. Barnyard Criminal. His stable is just called “the stable”. His trademark move is “the haystack”, in which he throws his opponent into a bunch of straw off stage, jumps in, and kfab beats the hell out of the other wrestler in a bunch of implied illegal ways where the ref can’t see it.

  6. Barnyard Criminal. His stable is just called “the stable”. His trademark move is “the haystack”, in which he throws his opponent into a bunch of straw off stage, jumps in, and kfab beats the hell out of the other wrestler in a bunch of implied illegal ways where the ref can’t see it.

  7. Team Kikkmurder-Riki and Nikki Kikkz-Day glo costumes and jerk smirks- Voices: Ryan Reynolds’ Deadpool if he was a 20 something female superkicking machine. And also twins.

  8. Team Kikkmurder-Riki and Nikki Kikkz-Day glo costumes and jerk smirks- Voices: Ryan Reynolds’ Deadpool if he was a 20 something female superkicking machine. And also twins.

  9. The Soda Jerk – shirt with rolled up sleeves, black bow tie, paper hat – Voice: sneering Doug Jones, “Here’s your Two Scoops!”

    Wayland Smith – hugely muscled man wearing a long, dirty leather apron – Voice: Rip Torn – known to sneak an iron horseshoe into fights.

    Dr. Whom – a shirtless surgeon in a mask – never speaks, just presents badly scrawled prescriptions/diagnoses like “pAiN” or “BrOkEn sPinE”

  10. The Soda Jerk – shirt with rolled up sleeves, black bow tie, paper hat – Voice: sneering Doug Jones, “Here’s your Two Scoops!”

    Wayland Smith – hugely muscled man wearing a long, dirty leather apron – Voice: Rip Torn – known to sneak an iron horseshoe into fights.

    Dr. Whom – a shirtless surgeon in a mask – never speaks, just presents badly scrawled prescriptions/diagnoses like “pAiN” or “BrOkEn sPinE”

  11. The Unseen: Match after match, the lights drop and his opponent is left in the center of the ring unable to answer the 10 count. Seen as a shadow, or a cloaked figure in the crowd. In reality, he’s the best value a production could have. When he actually has to be in the ring, a big man jobber is used. He takes a beating then production biz is used to reinforce his “Supernatural” abilities to gain the win. He’s just a complete straw man.

  12. The Unseen: Match after match, the lights drop and his opponent is left in the center of the ring unable to answer the 10 count. Seen as a shadow, or a cloaked figure in the crowd. In reality, he’s the best value a production could have. When he actually has to be in the ring, a big man jobber is used. He takes a beating then production biz is used to reinforce his “Supernatural” abilities to gain the win. He’s just a complete straw man.

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