For Jason Cordova . This might help with your Chuck Eat Cheese game… O.o
Originally shared by Ryan Northcott
Come for the Pizza, stay for the devil!
http://tmzworldnews.com/police-find-satanic-ritual-dungeon-in-chuck-e-cheese-basement/#
For Jason Cordova . This might help with your Chuck Eat Cheese game… O.o
For Jason Cordova . This might help with your Chuck Eat Cheese game… O.o
Oh my fucking god! This is like all my interests rolled into one awesome story!
Oh my fucking god! This is like all my interests rolled into one awesome story!
This pepperoni tastes a little spicy…I guess I shouldn’t joke, those that lost lives to this monster should have some respect. Still, the irony is overwhelming…:)
This pepperoni tastes a little spicy…I guess I shouldn’t joke, those that lost lives to this monster should have some respect. Still, the irony is overwhelming…:)
So I wanted to see what poor old guy’s picture they used for this super fake story. Turns out he’s not a Satanist murderer (probably), but he is an 85-year-old man who sexually assaulted a 95-year-old nursing home resident: http://www.press-citizen.com/story/news/2014/05/02/elderly-iowa-sex-offender-returns-to-care-center/8600815/
So I wanted to see what poor old guy’s picture they used for this super fake story. Turns out he’s not a Satanist murderer (probably), but he is an 85-year-old man who sexually assaulted a 95-year-old nursing home resident: http://www.press-citizen.com/story/news/2014/05/02/elderly-iowa-sex-offender-returns-to-care-center/8600815/
Daniel Lewis No! Stop ruining my fantasy world where Satanists lurk around every corner!
Daniel Lewis No! Stop ruining my fantasy world where Satanists lurk around every corner!
Sorry, Jason. The world isn’t full of Satanists, just creepy old pervs.
Sorry, Jason. The world isn’t full of Satanists, just creepy old pervs.
I thought it was funny that you could turn in six hundred sixty six thousand tickets for “musical talent”
I thought it was funny that you could turn in six hundred sixty six thousand tickets for “musical talent”
If we can’t trust tmzworldnews, who can we trust, Dan?? Tell me that!
If we can’t trust tmzworldnews, who can we trust, Dan?? Tell me that!
It does look pretty legit, you know, with the generic news banner in the lower third overlaid on top of a different generic banner.
It does look pretty legit, you know, with the generic news banner in the lower third overlaid on top of a different generic banner.
Daniel Lewis I was going to complain about your Nancy Drew bullshit ruining everything that is pure and precious in this world, but I have to say there is another big clue: the killer is identified as the owner of the restaurant, and, as anyone who has played Chuck Eat Cheese can tell you, there are no more franchise Chuck E. restaurants.
Daniel Lewis I was going to complain about your Nancy Drew bullshit ruining everything that is pure and precious in this world, but I have to say there is another big clue: the killer is identified as the owner of the restaurant, and, as anyone who has played Chuck Eat Cheese can tell you, there are no more franchise Chuck E. restaurants.
Are you saying my new desktop wallpaper is a photos hoped lie?
Are you saying my new desktop wallpaper is a photos hoped lie?
Daniel Fowler Yes, it is a “photos hoped” lie.
Daniel Fowler Yes, it is a “photos hoped” lie.
Don’t let your photos loose hope Daniel Fowler !!
Don’t let your photos loose hope Daniel Fowler !!
I find your jokes offensive to my people. You should show more respect to the cellular-dependent.
I find your jokes offensive to my people. You should show more respect to the cellular-dependent.