Google has managed to interpret my searches for “old school roleplaying games” and “old school renaissance” as “old…

Google has managed to interpret my searches for “old school roleplaying games” and “old school renaissance” as “old…

Google has managed to interpret my searches for “old school roleplaying games” and “old school renaissance” as “old school hip-hop and R&B.” So, in my G+ stream, sandwiched between all the RPG people and right-wing lunatics (don’t ask) are posts about BoyzIIMen and Mary J. Blige.

18 thoughts on “Google has managed to interpret my searches for “old school roleplaying games” and “old school renaissance” as “old…”

  1. I cast Boyz II Men, which polymorphs my young apprentice into a burly fighter for d6+2 rounds (or until I cast the reversal spell, Babyface). While polymorphed, he can make a New Jack Swing attack with his mace at a +1.

    In a commanding voice, I order him to attack the three-headed demon Bell Biv DeVoe while I begin somatic component: sweet footwork for my next spell.

    I can only hope the demon doesn’t have time to cast Poison.

  2. I cast Boyz II Men, which polymorphs my young apprentice into a burly fighter for d6+2 rounds (or until I cast the reversal spell, Babyface). While polymorphed, he can make a New Jack Swing attack with his mace at a +1.

    In a commanding voice, I order him to attack the three-headed demon Bell Biv DeVoe while I begin somatic component: sweet footwork for my next spell.

    I can only hope the demon doesn’t have time to cast Poison.

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