Make an item that sucks!

Make an item that sucks!

Make an item that sucks!

+2 fire swords are very useful but not very interesting.  I had some ideas for interesting magic weapons but was just inspired by the section title.  Lets think of some magic items good/bad/cursed, weapons/items/traps that use suction.  reserve monsters submissions for the Mandatory Fun Club

The shield of suck (1 armor, 1 weight)

Something useful:  any weapon that strikes the shield will stick to it permanently. 

something interesting:  I mean permanently, it can never be removed and its weight is added to your load while you carry the shied.

something else interesting: you may end up stuck to the end of a much stronger/bigger creatures club.  have fun with that.

The bag of sucking

something useful:  if held open this small water skin will suck down an endless amount of liquid or gas.  If let go the opening will naturally close in on itself.

something interesting:  The bag is perpetually empty, its contents can never be returned.  if held open in a confined space you might accidently suck up all the air.  

The Cave Leech

something useful:  allowing this horrible creature to attach to you will immediately draw out all poison/toxin as if you had drunk an anti-toxin.

something interesting:  each time the cave leech is used it grows in size, weight and smell.  It also makes disturbing slurping sounds while feeding.  roll a d6 when making camp following a feeding, on a 1 the cave leach bursts

something else interesting: the cave leach is the natural prey of the cave scorpion and its secretions attract and excite them. 

see what yall can come up with.

6 thoughts on “Make an item that sucks!”

  1. Someone needs to do one for those Glasses of the Eagle we have in the pathfinder card game.  I can’t think of anything other than a real eagle being pissed you have his reading glasses.

  2. Someone needs to do one for those Glasses of the Eagle we have in the pathfinder card game.  I can’t think of anything other than a real eagle being pissed you have his reading glasses.

  3. Disreputable Bug

    A hand sized crude wood carving of a cricket or is it supposed to be a roach?

    Something useful: when you toss it at a target the bug sucks all ferrous metals to itself, animates, and begins devouring the metal.

    Something bad: until it eats a coin it will continue eating .

  4. Disreputable Bug

    A hand sized crude wood carving of a cricket or is it supposed to be a roach?

    Something useful: when you toss it at a target the bug sucks all ferrous metals to itself, animates, and begins devouring the metal.

    Something bad: until it eats a coin it will continue eating .

  5. Glasses of the Eagle:

    Something interesting: Eagles are renown for having keen eyesight

    Something useful: when you wear the glasses, you can see the most minute of things

    Curse: upon wearing the glasses, your head will start to morph into that of an eagle, and the glasses cannot be removed. You will begin to expand upon how great America is at every opportunity, tell your party members they’re a bunch of weirdos, and always show up at the last minute, then claim credit for saving everyone.

  6. Glasses of the Eagle:

    Something interesting: Eagles are renown for having keen eyesight

    Something useful: when you wear the glasses, you can see the most minute of things

    Curse: upon wearing the glasses, your head will start to morph into that of an eagle, and the glasses cannot be removed. You will begin to expand upon how great America is at every opportunity, tell your party members they’re a bunch of weirdos, and always show up at the last minute, then claim credit for saving everyone.

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