This fellow is Gauntlet Daddy #005, Fang Bang! He was drawn by the Duchess of Beefcake. I’d love to crowdsource some dirty, vampire/RPG jokes and puns (we’ll credit you if we use yours). Jokes about Barovia, Vampire: The Masquerade, Rifts World Book 1 and similar are especially welcome. Post ’em in the comments!
Favorite Cleric Spell: Turn-On Undead
Favorite Combo: Charm/Love Bite/Dominate
Favorite Discipline: Potence
Favorite Clan: ASSamite (Alternatively, Tapthatassamite…)
Favorite Cleric Spell: Turn-On Undead
Favorite Combo: Charm/Love Bite/Dominate
Favorite Discipline: Potence
Favorite Clan: ASSamite (Alternatively, Tapthatassamite…)
Sorry, sloppy eaters are a turn off. But, there might be some lap dogs that would eat that up.
Sorry, sloppy eaters are a turn off. But, there might be some lap dogs that would eat that up.
Not a fan of the new style.
Not a fan of the new style.
Favorite game: Buffy the Vampire Layer the RPG
Favorite game: Buffy the Vampire Layer the RPG
“I’m not a vegetarian but I will be offended if you take me to a Stake House.”
“I’m not a vegetarian but I will be offended if you take me to a Stake House.”
“Yes, I bite”
“Yes, I bite”
“I suck more than just blood”
“I suck more than just blood”
Favorite monster: Mind Blowing Felator
Favorite monster: Mind Blowing Felator
That’s a lot of jock and not much strap
That’s a lot of jock and not much strap
You can make out his d6 through his dice bag.
You can make out his d6 through his dice bag.
He’s not the type to dine and dash
He’s not the type to dine and dash
Favorite blood type: O Face
Favorite blood type: O Face
Hobbies: dancing, casual hook ups, Russian literature, and compulsively picking up and counting dropped rice.
Hobbies: dancing, casual hook ups, Russian literature, and compulsively picking up and counting dropped rice.
Favorite pastime: playing with food
Favorite pastime: playing with food
Michael Mendoza Also driving his stake into vampire hunters
Michael Mendoza Also driving his stake into vampire hunters
No bad blood from that damn bod
No bad blood from that damn bod
Ventrue Catch-Phrase: Who’s your sire?
Ventrue Catch-Phrase: Who’s your sire?