I’d like to do some crowdsourcing for the Miscellany in Codex – Cold. The piece is called “Three dozen unusual things about this body we just found.” Submissions should be no more than 2-3 short sentences. By submitting here, you’re agreeing to let us use it (you’ll get a credit on the issue). We’re looking for evocative stuff. The purpose of the Miscellany is to inspire the reader.
For this one, you can go with any genre or flavor, so long as whatever is going on with your corpse is strange and might inspire some kind of investigation by the player characters.
Here are some examples:
“The serial number XKC4005281 is tattooed on the inside of her lower lip.”
“The tiny hard drive on his ocular recording implant is still intact, and contains video of everything he saw in the last three days of his life. Everything except for a tiny, 10-minute slice, which is no doubt connected to who or what did him in.”
“The flesh on the wizard’s fingers is completely melted off, leaving nothing but charred bones. It gives new meaning to the term ‘burning hands,’ that’s for sure.”
Not only do they have two left feet, they have two left hands, two left lungs, two left kidneys and two left lobes. We haven’t been able to identify which of each pair is the original.
Not only do they have two left feet, they have two left hands, two left lungs, two left kidneys and two left lobes. We haven’t been able to identify which of each pair is the original.
All the blood has been replaced with ink!
All the blood has been replaced with ink!
The pupils are slit, like a cat’s eye.
The pupils are slit, like a cat’s eye.
The body has decomposed badly, except for this one area around the neck. The skin there seems healthy and vibrant, even warm
The body has decomposed badly, except for this one area around the neck. The skin there seems healthy and vibrant, even warm
Every orifice seems to have a divider. Each nostril is bisected by a flap of flesh. The ear holes are twinned inside each ear. If you close the eyelids, a second pair of eyes and lids appear. No one has looked any lower yet.
Every orifice seems to have a divider. Each nostril is bisected by a flap of flesh. The ear holes are twinned inside each ear. If you close the eyelids, a second pair of eyes and lids appear. No one has looked any lower yet.
There is a small bone spur poking out of the underside of each wrist and the fingers are slightly webbed.
There is a small bone spur poking out of the underside of each wrist and the fingers are slightly webbed.
The bones of the body are completely loose and removable, as though the skin and organs were slipped over them.
The bones of the body are completely loose and removable, as though the skin and organs were slipped over them.
Despite the layers of frost, the heartbeat can still be heard fast and strong.
Despite the layers of frost, the heartbeat can still be heard fast and strong.
Other than appearing a few years older, it’s your body in every other detail.
Other than appearing a few years older, it’s your body in every other detail.
The body appears drenched in sweat. However, upon smelling (or tasting) the liquid, it seems to be something sweet, like honey.
The body appears drenched in sweat. However, upon smelling (or tasting) the liquid, it seems to be something sweet, like honey.
The entire left side of the body is missing, but they’re not alright.
The entire left side of the body is missing, but they’re not alright.
One sleeve is pinned back, and the arm has several shallow fresh wounds. The wounds are clearly deliberate as if part of a ritual.
One sleeve is pinned back, and the arm has several shallow fresh wounds. The wounds are clearly deliberate as if part of a ritual.
Every time you leave it or look away for any significant period of time, you come back to find it has changed position. In a morgue drawer, for instance, it would reverse itself head to toe each time you shut it in. But it’s definitely dead.
Every time you leave it or look away for any significant period of time, you come back to find it has changed position. In a morgue drawer, for instance, it would reverse itself head to toe each time you shut it in. But it’s definitely dead.
When moved, the body tears away, like paper from a book. Skin crumples, but is still view-able from all angles
When moved, the body tears away, like paper from a book. Skin crumples, but is still view-able from all angles
Until we performed this autopsy this man had no scars; yet all his bones are intricately carved with words of a manifesto or creed.
Until we performed this autopsy this man had no scars; yet all his bones are intricately carved with words of a manifesto or creed.
Every scavenger that has approached it has left immediately in a state of panic.
Every scavenger that has approached it has left immediately in a state of panic.
One thing that most people don’t know is that every corpse makes a little noise as internal organs shift or spasm, but this corpse is downright noisy! Squelching, slurping, farting, sucking, wheezing, creaking. Every few minutes it emits a new noise, seemingly infinite in variety, some loud some subtle. It’s embarrassing and disturbing.
One thing that most people don’t know is that every corpse makes a little noise as internal organs shift or spasm, but this corpse is downright noisy! Squelching, slurping, farting, sucking, wheezing, creaking. Every few minutes it emits a new noise, seemingly infinite in variety, some loud some subtle. It’s embarrassing and disturbing.
The body is covered with tiny puncture marks, such as would be left by the removal of surgical stitches, but there are no signs of scars or wounds
The body is covered with tiny puncture marks, such as would be left by the removal of surgical stitches, but there are no signs of scars or wounds
A perfect three inch by three inch square of skin has been removed from the corpse with surgical precision. Lack of blood from the wound indicates this was performed after the time of death.
A perfect three inch by three inch square of skin has been removed from the corpse with surgical precision. Lack of blood from the wound indicates this was performed after the time of death.
The corpse’s feet are still alive, with blood circulating from and to nowhere detectable past the ankle. Occasionally, they will tap out a beat or even attempt to dance.
The corpse’s feet are still alive, with blood circulating from and to nowhere detectable past the ankle. Occasionally, they will tap out a beat or even attempt to dance.
Every part of the body is tattooed with its scientific name. The strange part is that all of the organs are labeled in exactly the same way.
Every part of the body is tattooed with its scientific name. The strange part is that all of the organs are labeled in exactly the same way.
The body is warm to the touch yet the blood is frozen in the veins
The body is warm to the touch yet the blood is frozen in the veins
A badly decomposed body wearing a business suit, black necktie, and a parachute harness lays mangled on the ground next to a black brief case. There is no parachute present.
A badly decomposed body wearing a business suit, black necktie, and a parachute harness lays mangled on the ground next to a black brief case. There is no parachute present.
The words “Not dead, please wait” are written in blood nearby. the same blood that drips from the corpses fingers and the gaping pit where its heart used to be.
The words “Not dead, please wait” are written in blood nearby. the same blood that drips from the corpses fingers and the gaping pit where its heart used to be.
Two things. First, the head is detached from the body in a way that looks more like it was torn than cut. Second, a note is taped to the forehead. On it, a child’s scrawl in crayon reads simply: Sorry!
Two things. First, the head is detached from the body in a way that looks more like it was torn than cut. Second, a note is taped to the forehead. On it, a child’s scrawl in crayon reads simply: Sorry!
The body is clearly dead—badly decomposing, drained of blood, missing pieces—yet the heart still beats!
The body is clearly dead—badly decomposing, drained of blood, missing pieces—yet the heart still beats!
It clutches a pair of rose wood dice. each side has been worn away leaving only the one pip on both die.
It clutches a pair of rose wood dice. each side has been worn away leaving only the one pip on both die.
You can’t quite touch it. You can manipulate/lift it, but if you look closely your hands stop several millimeters away from the corpse, as if it were encased in a thick layer of invisible skin.
You can’t quite touch it. You can manipulate/lift it, but if you look closely your hands stop several millimeters away from the corpse, as if it were encased in a thick layer of invisible skin.
One I used in a 13th Age game:
The body’s back is covered in a large black lined tattoo and when anyone touches the body the image changes to show whatever it is they currently desire most.
One I used in a 13th Age game:
The body’s back is covered in a large black lined tattoo and when anyone touches the body the image changes to show whatever it is they currently desire most.
The body has marinated for many days in barbecue sauce. People around here all have their private family recipes so you could probably identify the killer if you… you know… taste it…
The body has marinated for many days in barbecue sauce. People around here all have their private family recipes so you could probably identify the killer if you… you know… taste it…
A body is seated upright against a tree, eyes open as if looking at a small hand mirror clutched with both hands. The mirror appears angled to the corpse’s right, where a running hourglass rests upon a rock.
A body is seated upright against a tree, eyes open as if looking at a small hand mirror clutched with both hands. The mirror appears angled to the corpse’s right, where a running hourglass rests upon a rock.
Precisely in the center of her forehead you find a rough trepanning hole with a dirty rag shoved inside. A closer examination reveals the pineal gland has been surgically removed. Preliminary findings indicate the victim was likely conscious at the time.
Precisely in the center of her forehead you find a rough trepanning hole with a dirty rag shoved inside. A closer examination reveals the pineal gland has been surgically removed. Preliminary findings indicate the victim was likely conscious at the time.
Your name is carved into the bottom of the left heel.
Your name is carved into the bottom of the left heel.
The body has no skin — well, it has some, but it’s not attached. The corpse was flayed, then dressed in clothing and jewelry delicately crafted from human skin, perhaps its own. The tailoring, from the lip-edged lapels to the body-hair stitching, is immaculate.
The body has no skin — well, it has some, but it’s not attached. The corpse was flayed, then dressed in clothing and jewelry delicately crafted from human skin, perhaps its own. The tailoring, from the lip-edged lapels to the body-hair stitching, is immaculate.
The body was thoroughly dismembered, severed at every joint, and then sewn back together. Thick strings have been threaded through its head, hands, and feet, all of which connect to a large marionette’s crossbar lying nearby.
The body was thoroughly dismembered, severed at every joint, and then sewn back together. Thick strings have been threaded through its head, hands, and feet, all of which connect to a large marionette’s crossbar lying nearby.
It was found in the smoking husk of a burnt out building and has resisted cremation three times.
It will blink in response to yes or no questions but you must match its grim gaze during the interrogation.
The same (or an identical) body was found in five other states at roughly the same time and located in roughly the same position in relation to the center of the nearest town.
It was found in the smoking husk of a burnt out building and has resisted cremation three times.
It will blink in response to yes or no questions but you must match its grim gaze during the interrogation.
The same (or an identical) body was found in five other states at roughly the same time and located in roughly the same position in relation to the center of the nearest town.
Despite most of the body being completely lifeless, one of the fingers wears a ring that is vibrating ever so lightly. And that same finger keeps tapping out a strange, recurring pattern.
Despite most of the body being completely lifeless, one of the fingers wears a ring that is vibrating ever so lightly. And that same finger keeps tapping out a strange, recurring pattern.
The eyes continue to shift back and forth in rapid eye movements as if dreaming but there is no pulse, no breath, no warmth.
The eyes continue to shift back and forth in rapid eye movements as if dreaming but there is no pulse, no breath, no warmth.
The body is in perfect condition; no scars, no bruising… but all of the internal organs have been removed with no indication as to how that was accomplished. The only way we were able to determine cause of death was this letter that the killer placed inside her skull…
The body is in perfect condition; no scars, no bruising… but all of the internal organs have been removed with no indication as to how that was accomplished. The only way we were able to determine cause of death was this letter that the killer placed inside her skull…
Evidence of black lung consistent with your average long-term steamworks laborer is contrasted with soft skin, complete lack of callouses, and the tattooed permanent makeup, typical of one of the City’s elites.
Evidence of black lung consistent with your average long-term steamworks laborer is contrasted with soft skin, complete lack of callouses, and the tattooed permanent makeup, typical of one of the City’s elites.
The body has a tattoo on the back of the neck, an old-style barcode that turns out to be the Universal Product Code for a late 20th Century supermarket brand of “potted meat.”
The body has a tattoo on the back of the neck, an old-style barcode that turns out to be the Universal Product Code for a late 20th Century supermarket brand of “potted meat.”
When you lower the corpse’s eyelids and fold its arms over its chest for burial, you see that the weird, abstract tattoos form a map of a strange city arranged around the temples of five outcast gods.
When you lower the corpse’s eyelids and fold its arms over its chest for burial, you see that the weird, abstract tattoos form a map of a strange city arranged around the temples of five outcast gods.
The corpse is completely drained of colour, and is utterly invisible. It was discovered when the janitor tripped over it. That’s the third one this week.
The corpse is completely drained of colour, and is utterly invisible. It was discovered when the janitor tripped over it. That’s the third one this week.
Be careful with that! It’s tertiary lung sacs are full of acetylene it produces as part of its metabolic processes! Why do you think that thick membrane separates the lungs from the gizzard full of flint?!
Be careful with that! It’s tertiary lung sacs are full of acetylene it produces as part of its metabolic processes! Why do you think that thick membrane separates the lungs from the gizzard full of flint?!
The corpse’s eyes have turned entirely black. When you look at them in moonlight, strange, spidery letters seem to be written across them in white ink.
The corpse’s eyes have turned entirely black. When you look at them in moonlight, strange, spidery letters seem to be written across them in white ink.
Jagged cuts under the jawline indicate potential ritual demasking. However the face seems to be intact, perhaps the ritual was interrupted and the culprit had to flee?
Jagged cuts under the jawline indicate potential ritual demasking. However the face seems to be intact, perhaps the ritual was interrupted and the culprit had to flee?
Looked like a case of a drunk falling into the river and drowning, but then someone ran a blacklight over the body. What do all these weird symbols and phrases mean? Who the hell is She Who Rules Beneath?
Looked like a case of a drunk falling into the river and drowning, but then someone ran a blacklight over the body. What do all these weird symbols and phrases mean? Who the hell is She Who Rules Beneath?
On her decomposing skin a tribe of incredibly small humanoids have built a city whose grandest building is no taller than a centimeter. Most of its inhabitants are busily employed in mining various fleshy substances from beneath her skin.
On her decomposing skin a tribe of incredibly small humanoids have built a city whose grandest building is no taller than a centimeter. Most of its inhabitants are busily employed in mining various fleshy substances from beneath her skin.
There appears to be a some kind of recursive tattoo above the pewter stained nipple on his left breast. It’s not any kind of symbol I’ve ever seen.
There appears to be a some kind of recursive tattoo above the pewter stained nipple on his left breast. It’s not any kind of symbol I’ve ever seen.
A zipper runs from the base of the skull all the way down to the tailbone. This corpse is a suit, recently vacated. A suit that has been running the city for the last 2 years.
A zipper runs from the base of the skull all the way down to the tailbone. This corpse is a suit, recently vacated. A suit that has been running the city for the last 2 years.
You hear something flapping around and cawing in the hollow of her chest. She has a sixth finger and two pieces of non-domestic coin on her eyelids.
You hear something flapping around and cawing in the hollow of her chest. She has a sixth finger and two pieces of non-domestic coin on her eyelids.
There is breath coming out of one nostril, but not the other.
There is breath coming out of one nostril, but not the other.
The apparent killer, an old lady with a kitchen knife who claims to have defended her home from the now-corpse’s invasion, babbles nervously about juice. Below the normal human skin, there are no vital organs, just fruit: squash in place of lungs, bananas in place of intestines, and instead of a heart, an impossibly delicious looking apple.
The apparent killer, an old lady with a kitchen knife who claims to have defended her home from the now-corpse’s invasion, babbles nervously about juice. Below the normal human skin, there are no vital organs, just fruit: squash in place of lungs, bananas in place of intestines, and instead of a heart, an impossibly delicious looking apple.
Remember how everyone thought the frozen Bigfoot exhibit was just a gorilla suit? It got purchased by the Skeptic Media channel as part of their big expose. Thawed it out in front of a bunch of big city experts and news cameras. sure enough its a monkey suit but turns out it weren’t empty neither!
Remember how everyone thought the frozen Bigfoot exhibit was just a gorilla suit? It got purchased by the Skeptic Media channel as part of their big expose. Thawed it out in front of a bunch of big city experts and news cameras. sure enough its a monkey suit but turns out it weren’t empty neither!
In most respects it’s a normal teenage male, save for the teeth, which apparently grew so rapidly and forcefully that the lower set punctured his brain just behind his eyes, while the upper set are protruding from the skin below his chin.
In most respects it’s a normal teenage male, save for the teeth, which apparently grew so rapidly and forcefully that the lower set punctured his brain just behind his eyes, while the upper set are protruding from the skin below his chin.
The infant was stillborn, but on its back between the thoracic and lumbar vertebrae is a switch. Dare we flip it?
The infant was stillborn, but on its back between the thoracic and lumbar vertebrae is a switch. Dare we flip it?
Cause of death: Appendectomy???
Cause of death: Appendectomy???
The face has been frozen in a most peaceful expression. I must confess, most of us actually kind of envy it.
The face has been frozen in a most peaceful expression. I must confess, most of us actually kind of envy it.
The coroner pulled out several wads of paper, pencil fragments, a full set of polyhedral dice and a collection of pewter orcs from the corpses stomach.
The coroner pulled out several wads of paper, pencil fragments, a full set of polyhedral dice and a collection of pewter orcs from the corpses stomach.
They had eyes. Beautiful, sky blue eyes, the kind you could get lost in forever.
It was the second set though that alarmed us.
They had eyes. Beautiful, sky blue eyes, the kind you could get lost in forever.
It was the second set though that alarmed us.
A roaring, buzzing sounds emanates from their chest. What would happen if you open their mouth?
A roaring, buzzing sounds emanates from their chest. What would happen if you open their mouth?
While rare, I have seen a few bodies struck by lightning. This will be the only case where the victim was stabbed in the back first!
While rare, I have seen a few bodies struck by lightning. This will be the only case where the victim was stabbed in the back first!
Five dwarves stand around a still locked chest. three appear to have died from wounds sustained earlier, one from exposure, the last from starvation. all died on their feet, staring at each other, with one hand resting on the lid.
Five dwarves stand around a still locked chest. three appear to have died from wounds sustained earlier, one from exposure, the last from starvation. all died on their feet, staring at each other, with one hand resting on the lid.
The body appears to have been hollowed and become home to a hive of bees.
The body appears to have been hollowed and become home to a hive of bees.
No, the body isn’t just a bloody mess; it’s skin is inside out! Incisions? No! Not a one on him!
No, the body isn’t just a bloody mess; it’s skin is inside out! Incisions? No! Not a one on him!
Shoved in a deceased woman’s mouth is a severed ear adorned with a filigreed opal.
Oddly, the state of the ear appears fresher than the body…
Shoved in a deceased woman’s mouth is a severed ear adorned with a filigreed opal.
Oddly, the state of the ear appears fresher than the body…
The person who froze to death was varying nothing but ice cubes. Their pack was filled with ice cubes, as where their pockets, and even the lining of their clothes. Each ice cube was a perfect .75 inch cube.
The person who froze to death was varying nothing but ice cubes. Their pack was filled with ice cubes, as where their pockets, and even the lining of their clothes. Each ice cube was a perfect .75 inch cube.
Sure, the tiny scars show where the surgery occurred, but not how the body survived long enough to heal itself after someone replaced all of its bones and organs with porcelain replicas.
Sure, the tiny scars show where the surgery occurred, but not how the body survived long enough to heal itself after someone replaced all of its bones and organs with porcelain replicas.
It’s a manikin, thing but wood cloth and pins. You hold up the lifeless limbs as proof as others watch you in disgust. They act as if you’re disrespecting the life and death of a person as if this object were an actual person.
It’s a manikin, thing but wood cloth and pins. You hold up the lifeless limbs as proof as others watch you in disgust. They act as if you’re disrespecting the life and death of a person as if this object were an actual person.
They’re wearing their ass as a hat. They seem pretty proud of it too.
They’re wearing their ass as a hat. They seem pretty proud of it too.
As you inspect the corpse, you raise it’s arm in the air to check for wounds. When you let go, the limb stays where it was placed.
As you inspect the corpse, you raise it’s arm in the air to check for wounds. When you let go, the limb stays where it was placed.
Many cultures tell stories about mellification: preserving a corpse by immersing it in honey. But how did this corpse come to be so completely mellified only hours after the victim’s death?
Many cultures tell stories about mellification: preserving a corpse by immersing it in honey. But how did this corpse come to be so completely mellified only hours after the victim’s death?
Isn’t that the bartender that told you the story about the woman he found dead in just this pose? Didn’t he say that he had seen her the day before her death in the bar, and she had said she had found a corpse or someone she had just talked to?
Isn’t that the bartender that told you the story about the woman he found dead in just this pose? Didn’t he say that he had seen her the day before her death in the bar, and she had said she had found a corpse or someone she had just talked to?
You know how jumpers often take of their shoes and place them next to each other at the edge, as if they’re coming back for them after they jump to their deaths? These shoes aren’t the right size for the corpse we pulled out of the water… And they were worn by a person with bunions…
You know how jumpers often take of their shoes and place them next to each other at the edge, as if they’re coming back for them after they jump to their deaths? These shoes aren’t the right size for the corpse we pulled out of the water… And they were worn by a person with bunions…
There is nothing wrong with this dead body. It’s heart is beating, it is breathing steadily; hell, it’s physical is better than. And yet it it is undeniable that it is dead and decaying.
There is nothing wrong with this dead body. It’s heart is beating, it is breathing steadily; hell, it’s physical is better than. And yet it it is undeniable that it is dead and decaying.
I wonder how he burned to death without setting his cocktail dress on fire?
I wonder how he burned to death without setting his cocktail dress on fire?
It’s weird the plant growing out of the body’s mouth. The plant is well over a year old; but the body seems to have only been dead a couple of weeks.
It’s weird the plant growing out of the body’s mouth. The plant is well over a year old; but the body seems to have only been dead a couple of weeks.
The wounds on the body seem to conform to the shape and size of the honing steel. But the lacerations and trauma indicate she was stabbed…from inside her body.
The wounds on the body seem to conform to the shape and size of the honing steel. But the lacerations and trauma indicate she was stabbed…from inside her body.
‘What the fuck? That looks just like neighbor’s boy. But….didn’t he die a few summers back?’
‘What the fuck? That looks just like neighbor’s boy. But….didn’t he die a few summers back?’
The procedure doesn’t usually leave such a notable mark on dead pilot’s faces, but now both of their faces have melded into one.
The procedure doesn’t usually leave such a notable mark on dead pilot’s faces, but now both of their faces have melded into one.
There were no surgical scars, but none of the organs are human. My best guess is hog parts.
There were no surgical scars, but none of the organs are human. My best guess is hog parts.
Almost exactly on the hour, air escapes from its mouth. I’ve heard it a few times now and I swear it sounds like it’s saying the secret name of the king.
Almost exactly on the hour, air escapes from its mouth. I’ve heard it a few times now and I swear it sounds like it’s saying the secret name of the king.
This is the third body. By which I mean the third time this same bastard has up and died this week. I wonder if this one will stick?
This is the third body. By which I mean the third time this same bastard has up and died this week. I wonder if this one will stick?
The boy had bones of coral, and his flesh was translucent like the egg sacks of the manta rays of the Sapphire Isles. Little molluscs grew on his cheeks, and he smelled of brine. He was found at the peak of Glitirtind, 245 km from the closest body of water.
The boy had bones of coral, and his flesh was translucent like the egg sacks of the manta rays of the Sapphire Isles. Little molluscs grew on his cheeks, and he smelled of brine. He was found at the peak of Glitirtind, 245 km from the closest body of water.
When you tipped her over, her back was hollow like an old oak. Little mushrooms sprouted from the ribs, and a family of wood mice had made a nest there.
When you tipped her over, her back was hollow like an old oak. Little mushrooms sprouted from the ribs, and a family of wood mice had made a nest there.
The body is decaying in reverse and you can’t leave. As the body becomes fresher and fresher it becomes apparent that the person’s death was especially brutal. You are not looking forward to watching this person die.
The body is decaying in reverse and you can’t leave. As the body becomes fresher and fresher it becomes apparent that the person’s death was especially brutal. You are not looking forward to watching this person die.
The corpse of an adolescent stands with legs planted wide and gripping the trunk of a tree. The corpse’s back is fissured open revealing an empty, bloodless interior.
The corpse of an adolescent stands with legs planted wide and gripping the trunk of a tree. The corpse’s back is fissured open revealing an empty, bloodless interior.
Her stomach was full of chicken bones. Dozens of snapped wishbones, but apparently not enough to save her.
Her stomach was full of chicken bones. Dozens of snapped wishbones, but apparently not enough to save her.
I’ve run every test we have, twice!, and they all say this elderly chap here was just shy of his fifth birthday
I’ve run every test we have, twice!, and they all say this elderly chap here was just shy of his fifth birthday
First it was impossible to not look away—this thing of grayed flesh and taut, cracked skin was worse than any nightmare (especially in such presence of the rotting-sweet smell of death) but something—something strange and horrible— compelled brief glances to become panicked inspections until finally, revulsion gave way to obsessed terror as you realized: this thing was you: unmistakably and impossibly you.
First it was impossible to not look away—this thing of grayed flesh and taut, cracked skin was worse than any nightmare (especially in such presence of the rotting-sweet smell of death) but something—something strange and horrible— compelled brief glances to become panicked inspections until finally, revulsion gave way to obsessed terror as you realized: this thing was you: unmistakably and impossibly you.
The outside of the body looks human enough, but inside, everything which might once have been flesh or bone has been completely replaced by a spongy, stringy matrix like the flesh of some strange fungus.
The outside of the body looks human enough, but inside, everything which might once have been flesh or bone has been completely replaced by a spongy, stringy matrix like the flesh of some strange fungus.
The body’s head has been replaced with a doll’s head. A cute blond plastic doll with eyes that look like they could klick open and shut but are sewed crudely into an open position.
Though the body is male, there is a uterus in his belly, and in the uterus, a dying fetus. Should it be saved?
The body’s head has been replaced with a doll’s head. A cute blond plastic doll with eyes that look like they could klick open and shut but are sewed crudely into an open position.
Though the body is male, there is a uterus in his belly, and in the uterus, a dying fetus. Should it be saved?
Wow, this is fabulous. We might have to expand the size of this one!
Wow, this is fabulous. We might have to expand the size of this one!
The corpse looks exactly like you. Yes, you, reading this right now.
The corpse looks exactly like you. Yes, you, reading this right now.
Clutched in one hand are two, 6-sided dice, a copy of Death Frost Doom in the other. An empty bottle of Champagne rests just a few feet away. The corpse appears otherwise nondescript but for a prolapsed asshole.
Clutched in one hand are two, 6-sided dice, a copy of Death Frost Doom in the other. An empty bottle of Champagne rests just a few feet away. The corpse appears otherwise nondescript but for a prolapsed asshole.
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Dylan Ross paahahhahahahaha
Dylan Ross Wow
Dylan Ross Wow
And with that, this thread is closed, haha. Thanks for the submissions everyone!
And with that, this thread is closed, haha. Thanks for the submissions everyone!