Also I find it hilarious Jason Cordova that your big critique of Cthulhu is that it’s an overplayed genre (not that I disagree) and yet you love dwarfs and elves and shit.
Y’all are hilarious, especially when you aren’t even trying…
Also I find it hilarious Jason Cordova that your big critique of Cthulhu is that it’s an overplayed genre (not that I disagree) and yet you love dwarfs and elves and shit.
Colin Fahrion haha, yes, an astute observation. However, I think it’s worth pointing out that I like those things in the way we traditionally understand their aesthetic (for lack of a better word). I like Cthulhu in the same way: unknowable cosmic horror, as opposed to a cheap cash-in product.
Colin Fahrion haha, yes, an astute observation. However, I think it’s worth pointing out that I like those things in the way we traditionally understand their aesthetic (for lack of a better word). I like Cthulhu in the same way: unknowable cosmic horror, as opposed to a cheap cash-in product.
so is my dwarf with a tentacle beard a go? or no go?
so is my dwarf with a tentacle beard a go? or no go?
Daniel Fowler That is a no-go. Also, if he isn’t perpetually drunk and/or speaking in a Scottish accent, GTFO.
Daniel Fowler That is a no-go. Also, if he isn’t perpetually drunk and/or speaking in a Scottish accent, GTFO.
I don’t think you can have an accent after zombification… did I mention he is a zombie?
I don’t think you can have an accent after zombification… did I mention he is a zombie?
Also, Daniel Lewis ‘s naming of the episode “Redacted Segments 001” is either a promise or a threat, depending on your outlook.
Also, Daniel Lewis ‘s naming of the episode “Redacted Segments 001” is either a promise or a threat, depending on your outlook.
Your commentary on various celebrities playing role playing games where you mention that a lot of drag queens do made me think that what would be awesome would be a side project of Ru Paul’s Drag Race with drag queens playing D&D and Ru Paul as DM.
Your commentary on various celebrities playing role playing games where you mention that a lot of drag queens do made me think that what would be awesome would be a side project of Ru Paul’s Drag Race with drag queens playing D&D and Ru Paul as DM.
Colin Fahrion I would definitely watch that. “It’s time to roll Saving Throw vs. Poison . . . . FOR YOUR LIFE! Good luck, and don’t fuck it up!”
Colin Fahrion I would definitely watch that. “It’s time to roll Saving Throw vs. Poison . . . . FOR YOUR LIFE! Good luck, and don’t fuck it up!”
“RuPaul’s Dungeons & Drag Queens”
or “RuPaul’s Dungeon Strut”
“RuPaul’s Dungeons & Drag Queens”
or “RuPaul’s Dungeon Strut”
Jason Cordova The tradition in which elves and dwarves take part in goofy, magic-filled adventures with clerics and bards and barbarians through a world with a thousand sentient races and twice as many monsters, with the goal of basically just stabbing them and hoping something shiny falls out of their pockets is a post-D&D tradition. It ain’t Tolkien.
In much the same way, Cthulhu being about gangsters and flappers and loading up on dynamite in order to kill the shoggoth is a post-CoC tradition. It’s just that one of those traditions is like six or seven years older than the other.
Jason Cordova The tradition in which elves and dwarves take part in goofy, magic-filled adventures with clerics and bards and barbarians through a world with a thousand sentient races and twice as many monsters, with the goal of basically just stabbing them and hoping something shiny falls out of their pockets is a post-D&D tradition. It ain’t Tolkien.
In much the same way, Cthulhu being about gangsters and flappers and loading up on dynamite in order to kill the shoggoth is a post-CoC tradition. It’s just that one of those traditions is like six or seven years older than the other.
cosmic, indescribable horror has been handicapped simply by exposure. A mind might snap in the face of the unimaginable, but a fat squid bat thing, what is the big deal? The squid bat must fall short of the idea it is trying to represent, but it is the default answer every modern brain grabs when it should be trying to imagine something so horribly alien that its very sight will crack your sanity. we play games where we fight scary monsters but that’s not really scary. Really scary is realizing that you and your whole world are nothing more then a tiny piece of krill in an ocean swarming with deep sea monsters that will swallow us up at any moment.
cosmic, indescribable horror has been handicapped simply by exposure. A mind might snap in the face of the unimaginable, but a fat squid bat thing, what is the big deal? The squid bat must fall short of the idea it is trying to represent, but it is the default answer every modern brain grabs when it should be trying to imagine something so horribly alien that its very sight will crack your sanity. we play games where we fight scary monsters but that’s not really scary. Really scary is realizing that you and your whole world are nothing more then a tiny piece of krill in an ocean swarming with deep sea monsters that will swallow us up at any moment.
Jason Cordova the thought of you and your boyfriend casually going about a lunch at a bumping strip club is giving me life. “Oh my miss, are those real?”
Jason Cordova the thought of you and your boyfriend casually going about a lunch at a bumping strip club is giving me life. “Oh my miss, are those real?”
guys, keep the music in. also, i quite enjoyed the rambling.
guys, keep the music in. also, i quite enjoyed the rambling.
Don’t be hating on me for bringing fresh blood into The Gauntlet. We’re all about being welcoming and showing people how storygames are amazing.
besides, we’re running out of sacrifices for Agrat Bat Mahiat, Terrible Be Her Name.
Don’t be hating on me for bringing fresh blood into The Gauntlet. We’re all about being welcoming and showing people how storygames are amazing.
besides, we’re running out of sacrifices for Agrat Bat Mahiat, Terrible Be Her Name.
I would absolutely watch RuPaul DMing. Bring the children and open their eyes to world beyond the world and glimpse the truth of their own insignificance! Then they will give themselves freely to be one with the dark goddess of chaos RuPaulu! Eternal her reign! Infernal her love! Void is her mercy!
Because I am relatively new to RPGs in general I was introduced to Cthululian lore long before my first dice rolled snake eyes and sent my poor elven druid to his death. I agree that the way that the mythos is portrayed is pretty lame. But in the industry’s defense that whole realm is beyond human comprehension.
I would like to know what everyone’s celebrity adventuring group would be. Ground rules:
1 Celebrity DM
3 Celebrity Players
Real People
Alive or dead
I would absolutely watch RuPaul DMing. Bring the children and open their eyes to world beyond the world and glimpse the truth of their own insignificance! Then they will give themselves freely to be one with the dark goddess of chaos RuPaulu! Eternal her reign! Infernal her love! Void is her mercy!
Because I am relatively new to RPGs in general I was introduced to Cthululian lore long before my first dice rolled snake eyes and sent my poor elven druid to his death. I agree that the way that the mythos is portrayed is pretty lame. But in the industry’s defense that whole realm is beyond human comprehension.
I would like to know what everyone’s celebrity adventuring group would be. Ground rules:
1 Celebrity DM
3 Celebrity Players
Real People
Alive or dead
Celeb DM: Terry Pratchett
Celeb Players:
Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen
Leonard Nimoy
Celeb DM: Terry Pratchett
Celeb Players:
Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen
Leonard Nimoy
Celeb GM: Garrison Keillor
Celeb Players:
Dolly Parton
Stevie Nicks
Nathan Lane
Celeb GM: Garrison Keillor
Celeb Players:
Dolly Parton
Stevie Nicks
Nathan Lane
players:
Garry Busey
Ron Perlman
Clent Estwood
Charlie Sheen
GM
Christopher Walken
players:
Garry Busey
Ron Perlman
Clent Estwood
Charlie Sheen
GM
Christopher Walken
GM: John Waters
Players:
Divine
Mink Stole
David Lochary
GM: John Waters
Players:
Divine
Mink Stole
David Lochary
GM: Tom Waits
Players:
Lily Tomlin
Iggy Pop
Bill Murray
GM: Tom Waits
Players:
Lily Tomlin
Iggy Pop
Bill Murray
Also, I’d love to watch a Wu-Tang Clan rpg show
Also, I’d love to watch a Wu-Tang Clan rpg show
GM:
Morgan Freeman: The Perfect Narrator
Players:
Tolkien: Half Elf Ranger
Gerard Butler: Human Warrior
Yo Yo Ma: Halfling Bard
GM:
Morgan Freeman: The Perfect Narrator
Players:
Tolkien: Half Elf Ranger
Gerard Butler: Human Warrior
Yo Yo Ma: Halfling Bard
Celeb GM:
Michael Fassbender (shirtless)
Celeb Players:
Chris Evans (shirtless)
Chris Pratt (shirtless)
Charlie Cox (shirtless)
Game: FASERIP Marvel and/or Turkish oil wrestling LARP
Celeb GM:
Michael Fassbender (shirtless)
Celeb Players:
Chris Evans (shirtless)
Chris Pratt (shirtless)
Charlie Cox (shirtless)
Game: FASERIP Marvel and/or Turkish oil wrestling LARP
GM: Christopher Walken (yes again)
Players:
Chris Farley (Human Barbarian)
David Spade (Elf Lady Wizard)
Rodney Dangerfield (Dwarven Cleric)
GM: Christopher Walken (yes again)
Players:
Chris Farley (Human Barbarian)
David Spade (Elf Lady Wizard)
Rodney Dangerfield (Dwarven Cleric)
additionally:
Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider invited but given the wrong adress
additionally:
Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider invited but given the wrong adress
And you said it’d never happen #urbanshadowsisaliveatleastinpdf
And you said it’d never happen #urbanshadowsisaliveatleastinpdf
looking forward to the first Gauntlet AP with guest hosts Vin Diesel, Wil Wheaton, Dame Judi Dench, all in drag, playing Carcosa
looking forward to the first Gauntlet AP with guest hosts Vin Diesel, Wil Wheaton, Dame Judi Dench, all in drag, playing Carcosa
Y’all are hilarious, especially when you aren’t even trying…
BTW 200 Word RPG Challenge. You should solidly check it out: http://schirduans.com/david/2015/04/200-word-rpg-challenge.html
Also I find it hilarious Jason Cordova that your big critique of Cthulhu is that it’s an overplayed genre (not that I disagree) and yet you love dwarfs and elves and shit.
Y’all are hilarious, especially when you aren’t even trying…
BTW 200 Word RPG Challenge. You should solidly check it out: http://schirduans.com/david/2015/04/200-word-rpg-challenge.html
Also I find it hilarious Jason Cordova that your big critique of Cthulhu is that it’s an overplayed genre (not that I disagree) and yet you love dwarfs and elves and shit.
Colin Fahrion haha, yes, an astute observation. However, I think it’s worth pointing out that I like those things in the way we traditionally understand their aesthetic (for lack of a better word). I like Cthulhu in the same way: unknowable cosmic horror, as opposed to a cheap cash-in product.
Colin Fahrion haha, yes, an astute observation. However, I think it’s worth pointing out that I like those things in the way we traditionally understand their aesthetic (for lack of a better word). I like Cthulhu in the same way: unknowable cosmic horror, as opposed to a cheap cash-in product.
so is my dwarf with a tentacle beard a go? or no go?
so is my dwarf with a tentacle beard a go? or no go?
Daniel Fowler That is a no-go. Also, if he isn’t perpetually drunk and/or speaking in a Scottish accent, GTFO.
Daniel Fowler That is a no-go. Also, if he isn’t perpetually drunk and/or speaking in a Scottish accent, GTFO.
I don’t think you can have an accent after zombification… did I mention he is a zombie?
I don’t think you can have an accent after zombification… did I mention he is a zombie?
Also, Daniel Lewis ‘s naming of the episode “Redacted Segments 001” is either a promise or a threat, depending on your outlook.
Also, Daniel Lewis ‘s naming of the episode “Redacted Segments 001” is either a promise or a threat, depending on your outlook.
Your commentary on various celebrities playing role playing games where you mention that a lot of drag queens do made me think that what would be awesome would be a side project of Ru Paul’s Drag Race with drag queens playing D&D and Ru Paul as DM.
Your commentary on various celebrities playing role playing games where you mention that a lot of drag queens do made me think that what would be awesome would be a side project of Ru Paul’s Drag Race with drag queens playing D&D and Ru Paul as DM.
Colin Fahrion I would definitely watch that. “It’s time to roll Saving Throw vs. Poison . . . . FOR YOUR LIFE! Good luck, and don’t fuck it up!”
Colin Fahrion I would definitely watch that. “It’s time to roll Saving Throw vs. Poison . . . . FOR YOUR LIFE! Good luck, and don’t fuck it up!”
“RuPaul’s Dungeons & Drag Queens”
or “RuPaul’s Dungeon Strut”
“RuPaul’s Dungeons & Drag Queens”
or “RuPaul’s Dungeon Strut”
Jason Cordova The tradition in which elves and dwarves take part in goofy, magic-filled adventures with clerics and bards and barbarians through a world with a thousand sentient races and twice as many monsters, with the goal of basically just stabbing them and hoping something shiny falls out of their pockets is a post-D&D tradition. It ain’t Tolkien.
In much the same way, Cthulhu being about gangsters and flappers and loading up on dynamite in order to kill the shoggoth is a post-CoC tradition. It’s just that one of those traditions is like six or seven years older than the other.
Jason Cordova The tradition in which elves and dwarves take part in goofy, magic-filled adventures with clerics and bards and barbarians through a world with a thousand sentient races and twice as many monsters, with the goal of basically just stabbing them and hoping something shiny falls out of their pockets is a post-D&D tradition. It ain’t Tolkien.
In much the same way, Cthulhu being about gangsters and flappers and loading up on dynamite in order to kill the shoggoth is a post-CoC tradition. It’s just that one of those traditions is like six or seven years older than the other.
cosmic, indescribable horror has been handicapped simply by exposure. A mind might snap in the face of the unimaginable, but a fat squid bat thing, what is the big deal? The squid bat must fall short of the idea it is trying to represent, but it is the default answer every modern brain grabs when it should be trying to imagine something so horribly alien that its very sight will crack your sanity. we play games where we fight scary monsters but that’s not really scary. Really scary is realizing that you and your whole world are nothing more then a tiny piece of krill in an ocean swarming with deep sea monsters that will swallow us up at any moment.
cosmic, indescribable horror has been handicapped simply by exposure. A mind might snap in the face of the unimaginable, but a fat squid bat thing, what is the big deal? The squid bat must fall short of the idea it is trying to represent, but it is the default answer every modern brain grabs when it should be trying to imagine something so horribly alien that its very sight will crack your sanity. we play games where we fight scary monsters but that’s not really scary. Really scary is realizing that you and your whole world are nothing more then a tiny piece of krill in an ocean swarming with deep sea monsters that will swallow us up at any moment.
Jason Cordova the thought of you and your boyfriend casually going about a lunch at a bumping strip club is giving me life. “Oh my miss, are those real?”
Jason Cordova the thought of you and your boyfriend casually going about a lunch at a bumping strip club is giving me life. “Oh my miss, are those real?”
guys, keep the music in. also, i quite enjoyed the rambling.
guys, keep the music in. also, i quite enjoyed the rambling.
Don’t be hating on me for bringing fresh blood into The Gauntlet. We’re all about being welcoming and showing people how storygames are amazing.
besides, we’re running out of sacrifices for Agrat Bat Mahiat, Terrible Be Her Name.
Don’t be hating on me for bringing fresh blood into The Gauntlet. We’re all about being welcoming and showing people how storygames are amazing.
besides, we’re running out of sacrifices for Agrat Bat Mahiat, Terrible Be Her Name.
I would absolutely watch RuPaul DMing. Bring the children and open their eyes to world beyond the world and glimpse the truth of their own insignificance! Then they will give themselves freely to be one with the dark goddess of chaos RuPaulu! Eternal her reign! Infernal her love! Void is her mercy!
Because I am relatively new to RPGs in general I was introduced to Cthululian lore long before my first dice rolled snake eyes and sent my poor elven druid to his death. I agree that the way that the mythos is portrayed is pretty lame. But in the industry’s defense that whole realm is beyond human comprehension.
I would like to know what everyone’s celebrity adventuring group would be. Ground rules:
1 Celebrity DM
3 Celebrity Players
Real People
Alive or dead
I would absolutely watch RuPaul DMing. Bring the children and open their eyes to world beyond the world and glimpse the truth of their own insignificance! Then they will give themselves freely to be one with the dark goddess of chaos RuPaulu! Eternal her reign! Infernal her love! Void is her mercy!
Because I am relatively new to RPGs in general I was introduced to Cthululian lore long before my first dice rolled snake eyes and sent my poor elven druid to his death. I agree that the way that the mythos is portrayed is pretty lame. But in the industry’s defense that whole realm is beyond human comprehension.
I would like to know what everyone’s celebrity adventuring group would be. Ground rules:
1 Celebrity DM
3 Celebrity Players
Real People
Alive or dead
Celeb DM: Terry Pratchett
Celeb Players:
Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen
Leonard Nimoy
Celeb DM: Terry Pratchett
Celeb Players:
Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen
Leonard Nimoy
Celeb GM: Garrison Keillor
Celeb Players:
Dolly Parton
Stevie Nicks
Nathan Lane
Celeb GM: Garrison Keillor
Celeb Players:
Dolly Parton
Stevie Nicks
Nathan Lane
players:
Garry Busey
Ron Perlman
Clent Estwood
Charlie Sheen
GM
Christopher Walken
players:
Garry Busey
Ron Perlman
Clent Estwood
Charlie Sheen
GM
Christopher Walken
GM: John Waters
Players:
Divine
Mink Stole
David Lochary
GM: John Waters
Players:
Divine
Mink Stole
David Lochary
GM: Tom Waits
Players:
Lily Tomlin
Iggy Pop
Bill Murray
GM: Tom Waits
Players:
Lily Tomlin
Iggy Pop
Bill Murray
Also, I’d love to watch a Wu-Tang Clan rpg show
Also, I’d love to watch a Wu-Tang Clan rpg show
GM:
Morgan Freeman: The Perfect Narrator
Players:
Tolkien: Half Elf Ranger
Gerard Butler: Human Warrior
Yo Yo Ma: Halfling Bard
GM:
Morgan Freeman: The Perfect Narrator
Players:
Tolkien: Half Elf Ranger
Gerard Butler: Human Warrior
Yo Yo Ma: Halfling Bard
Celeb GM:
Michael Fassbender (shirtless)
Celeb Players:
Chris Evans (shirtless)
Chris Pratt (shirtless)
Charlie Cox (shirtless)
Game: FASERIP Marvel and/or Turkish oil wrestling LARP
Celeb GM:
Michael Fassbender (shirtless)
Celeb Players:
Chris Evans (shirtless)
Chris Pratt (shirtless)
Charlie Cox (shirtless)
Game: FASERIP Marvel and/or Turkish oil wrestling LARP
GM: Christopher Walken (yes again)
Players:
Chris Farley (Human Barbarian)
David Spade (Elf Lady Wizard)
Rodney Dangerfield (Dwarven Cleric)
GM: Christopher Walken (yes again)
Players:
Chris Farley (Human Barbarian)
David Spade (Elf Lady Wizard)
Rodney Dangerfield (Dwarven Cleric)
additionally:
Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider invited but given the wrong adress
additionally:
Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider invited but given the wrong adress
And you said it’d never happen #urbanshadowsisaliveatleastinpdf
And you said it’d never happen #urbanshadowsisaliveatleastinpdf