WITNESS ME!!
I spray chrome spray paint and a little bit (all of it) gets in my mouth. It tastes like hope and possibilities. I take a mighty leap off my hot dog cart, both hands clutching a fistful of sea monkeys. Before striking down the massive pigeon beneath me, a terrible wind surges forth and I look up, too late, and am swept away toward Dallas. Only a slippery residue and the faint smell of coconut remains. The vile, obscene pigeon gives mighty wheeze of indifference before it starts to lick up the zero-friction residue…
You shall fry on the barbecues of Dallas, spicy and coconut, forever!
You shall fry on the barbecues of Dallas, spicy and coconut, forever!
We’ll miss you, padwan. Make sure you start Gauntlet Dallas when you get there. You have my blessing.
We’ll miss you, padwan. Make sure you start Gauntlet Dallas when you get there. You have my blessing.