Comrades of the Gauntlet!
Tomorrow is the state-sponsored, mandatory fun! We will begin with the Ritual Hatred promptly at noon, during which time we shall spend two minutes steadily beating a Pathfinder player with truncheons and burning stacks of Shadowrun modules in the Revolutionary Pyre!
Latecomers will be shot.
Anyone suggesting we play a game that is not on the approved list will be sent away for re-education, where they will be forced to reflect on their terrible choices in life while struggling to maintain a sense of personal identity amidst the horrors of their never-ending existential nightmare.
We hope to see you there!
#HailSatan
When we play Jared Sorensen’s The Farm, can I eat the players at the end of the session?
When we play Jared Sorensen’s The Farm, can I eat the players at the end of the session?
Comrade Doyle: I have never even heard of this game until now. It sounds excellent! I will make sure you are given a special commendation at the next General Conference.
Comrade Doyle: I have never even heard of this game until now. It sounds excellent! I will make sure you are given a special commendation at the next General Conference.
Thank you, Comrade Jason. I exist to serve the Collective.
Thank you, Comrade Jason. I exist to serve the Collective.
/Plays soviet national anthem
/Plays soviet national anthem
Someone say Pathfinder?
Someone say Pathfinder?
Friends: I regret to inform you all that Comrade Nathan was killed in action while bravely defending the Collective from scofflaws and agitators. He will be missed.
Friends: I regret to inform you all that Comrade Nathan was killed in action while bravely defending the Collective from scofflaws and agitators. He will be missed.
Wait! I am just fine. I was just..hold on. There is someone at the door.
Wait! I am just fine. I was just..hold on. There is someone at the door.